
“Yes! In your face, space coyote!” “… Space coyote?“.“My god! It’s like a party in my mouth and everyone’s invited.”.“You’ll release the dogs, or the bees, or the dogs with bees in their mouths, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you?”.“Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!”.“Well, we hit a slight snag when the universe collapsed in on itself.”.
“That’s the funniest anecdote that I’ve ever heard! Now, why don’t you tell one?”.“Are these idiots getting louder or dumber?” “… Louder, sir.”.“ Simpson, Homer Simpson/ He’s the greatest guy in history/ From the/ Town of Springfield/ He’s about to hit a chestnut tree.”.“There’s bound to be a little splash-back.”.
“In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the women, then you get the money.”. “And that little boy who no one liked grew up to be… Roy Cohn.”. “ Elementary chaos theory shows that all robots must inevitably run amok.”. “I see you’ve played knifey spooney before.”. “I’m about to convene another meeting… in bed.”. Maybe it’s just a bunch of stuff that happened.” “ Freedom! Horrible, horrible freedom!“. “Let’s fight.” “… Them’s fightin’ words!“. “It’s just like I’ve always said: Democracy doesn’t work.”. “There’s an angry mob here to see you, sir.”. “We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want any more bears!”. “Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.”. “And I’m not easily impressed - WOW, A BLUE CAR!”. “So I said to myself: what would God do in this situation?”. “Lisa, if I’ve learned anything, it’s that life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.”*.